Why I Love Portland

There are many reasons to love Portland but I just want to list the overall benefits of our location and climate.  We mayhave incidents of the items I list but it isn’t so much that anyone expects these things.  I love Portland because we don’t have:

  • Tornadoes
  • Rattlesnakes
  • Hurricanes
  • Scorpions
  • Earthquakes
  • Droughts
  • Floods (at least not like the midwest)
  • Alligators
  • Lightning striking people (in the east, you don’t play in a storm)
  • Avalanches
  • Crocodiles
  • Blizzards
  • 120 degree heat
  • Snakes the color of fall leaves (Copperhead)
  • Chiggers (In the South)
  • Tsunami (so far)
  • Traffic (come on, it doesn’t touch other big cities)

Can you think of any others?

Why I Love Portland

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